Is this a real cartel? Legally, no. Spiritually? Also no. But kind of yes.
Kartel is a high-level financial syndicate disguised as a memecoin. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Either way, we’re a group of highly untrained operatives working together to achieve generational wealth, bottle service, and consistent SPF usage.
Founded somewhere between a bull run and a bad decision, Kartel is the only decentralized organization with a strict dress code and zero real responsibilities.
la blancopaper
We're aiming to redefine what community-driven success means for crypto. Not just through real utility and actual innovation, but through impeccable vibes, elite drip, merch, and an unwavering brotherhood. Don't even get us talking about the mansion.
There's a lot we want to tell you, and a lot you'll have to wait for. We promise you it's worth it. Until then, check in anytime with our guys on Telegram, or study up on the Blancopaper for
- Lore
- Purpose
- Tokenomics
- Governance
- Roadmap
... and copy-pasted legal disclaimers (so you know they're real).
The PESO Standard
Within the first weeks of launch, Kartel has established the first-ever on-chain Mexican Peso stablecoin $PESO, backed by real ambition, algorithmic finesse, and vibes stronger than the Bank of Mexico’s coffee.
This is your early passport to a decentralized Kartel economy. Mint early, stake heavy, and earn high APY returns that regular pendejos only dream about.
Early adopters will unlock premium staking multipliers, access to Kartel liquidity farms, and a front-row seat in the next era of peso-powered flexonomics.
This is legacy-building. This is Kartel-grade yield.
This is $PESO.
the k is for kashback
As an early step on the roadmap, Kartel Koin will offer Ethereum's first non-KYC crypto card, allowing you to complete all your daily spending with absolute privacy.
Staking will unlock different tiers of cashback percentages and rewards.
The strongest supporters and founding members have our ultimate respect, and will receive their rightfully earned VIP treatment with exclusive card benefits, Kartel alpha, and more - reserved only for real amigos.
Waitlist and more information coming very soon.
